Truth 2022: Because You Can't Handle the Lies

Prophets of doom, sages of despair, and gurus of the abyss. Welcome to the Truth 2022, where the facts are distorted, the prophets are prophets, and the lies are lies.

Our team of expert prognosticators, seers, and soothsayers has been busy conjuring up the most absurd, the most outlandish, and the most unbelievable truth to be found in the year 2022.

Meet our lead prophet, Jones, who has been predicting the apocalypse for decades, but still can't get a decent haircut.

And don't forget our beloved Jean, who has a Ph.D. in Chicken Whispering and can tell you exactly when the world will run out of cat food.

Jezebel, our resident expert in all things obscure, will guide you through the ancient art of folding a fitted sheet.

Stay tuned for more Truth, and less lies.

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Disclaimer: The Truth 2022 is not responsible for any emotional distress, financial loss, or spontaneous combustion caused by our predictions.

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